Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Facebook updates you shouldn’t post

1. I have a rash. I need a doc. Puhleeease LIKE

2. This is such a beautiful day with cows grazing and cars honking in the fields

3. Yeah traffic is killing me. I just got run over by a truck!

4. Ooooo baby, baby, baby…ooooooo..

5. I danced naked with a monkey in the Saturday night party. See YouTube video!

6. Hey guys, wanna see what I stole from Spencers?

7. Do you think Dad will notice that dent in his car? Dammit! He is on my friend list!!

8. Don’t you love it when you sitting on pile of shit and posting status updates?

9. Yup, finally the constipation drugs started working. Pooooop!!

10. You still haven’t figured out that I am a big, smelly, hairy man posing as a babe!

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