Movies that should NOT be made



1. I Know Who You Did Last Summer

2. Sheila Ka Budhapa

3. Honey you stomped my kids

4. Dirty Harry meets The Flintstones

5. Good, Bad and the Ugly Betty

6. The Magnificent Seven Pigs

7. Three Idiots and Still Counting

8. Armageddon after Tare Girey Zameen Par

9. The Anaconda Wears Prada

10. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

11. i Robot, u Fool

12. Men in Black Bikinis

13. The Planet of Snails

14. Willy Wonka and the Cocaine Factory

15. The Golden Compass, Protractor and Geometry set

Top 10 lines to annoy the credit card telecaller

We all have received annoying phone calls asking us to sign up for a new credit card, and they don’t take no so well so I present…


Top 10 lines to annoy the credit card telecaller:

1. Hey, do you deliver pizza?

2. This is Suresh Kalmadi; and yes I would love to defraud you.

3. I think you sound beautiful, why don’t you audition for horror nights.

4. Is that you Justin Bieber?

5. No matter what I cannot satiate your desire, can I? You need some spanking naughty thing, you...

6. You have reached the office of George W. Bush.

7. Mother, I think I hear voices in my head

8. I know you trying to talk, but all I hear is blah, blah, blaaaah…

9. Will you be my mommy?

10. I hate all types of cards - even greeting cards.