So Paul got it right, again! Paul you can now become the next Bajan Daruwala or better still, the next Investments Head of Goldman Sachs! Think of the perks – your own private pool with other little octopuses, rubber duckies, and some genuine seaweed thrown in for enhanced aroma. Maybe a new tentacle loving girlfriend to hang out with!
In case your head was stuck under BPs oil spill, you’d know that Paul is the German octopus (no kidding!) who apart from being a water baby is a real psychic. This two-year-old has with surprising accuracy predicted the winning teams in the present FIFA World Cup.
Of course, many Argentineans have been circulating delicious octopus recipes post their incredible defeat and subsequent exit from WC 2010.
In fact, there is news that now punters are trying to be on the right side of Paul; some of them sustained heavy losses when they bet against his pick of the day.
Somehow it reminds me of the movie - Groundhog Day. Only I think Paul would prefer a part in James Bond’s Octopussy.
Think of a new 007 movie - Daniel Craig communicates with psychic Paul and uses his psychic powers to track down his new Bond girl and yes, the monstrous villain. The villain, while Bond was wooing his girls, has captured all octopuses, and now tries to control their minds. He deviously attempts to (surprise, surprise) gain total world domination. HAHAHAHA…
Paul sends a psychic message to Bond to get on with it, and they travel into the depths of the ocean. Paul zaps the villain’s brain and the new Bond girl falls head over heels for the sea creature. Paul becomes a big success and signs a new movie with X-MEN as Professor!!
Mr. Octopus – you a star. Enjoy your share of the limelight!
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Paul - the octopus - new Wallstreet analyst!
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